FIRST IS THE WORST, SECOND IS THE BEST...

I was on two softball teams this summer, and through some deal with the devil, both of them advanced to their respective championship games

JJS won the first place prize

While the Ironbirds lost both games and came in second (we forgot to take our steroids apparently)

I became less depressed however..not because I realized the true meaning of the game and sportmanship and having fun... but because the 1st and 2nd place trophies were the same size...