Saturday, June 28, 2008

WELCOME TO PIZZA FACTORY...WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HUMILIATION TO GO WITH OUR DELICIOUS BREADSTICKS


Ok, so I'm fully aware of my stature as a 'shorter' person (which I like to think of as being candy bar 'fun size'), but I missed the part where I magically shrunk down to a midget. I went to dinner at an establishment whose name shall be left unsaid (but you can just look at the title of this post), and made the mistake of sitting in a booth hand crafted by Andre the Giant. Seriously? Look how far off the ground my feet are! A small fleet of ships could have sailed under them. I asked for a booster seat, ordered off the kids menu, and called it a night.

1 comment:

More Bacon said...

Aw...you're so mini! :)

I have that same problem sometimes...lame, lame, lame...